“Úsuga, better known by his alias Otoniel, is the alleged head of the much-feared Gulf Clan, whose army of assassins has terrorized much of northern Colombia to gain control of major cocaine smuggling routes through thick jungles north to Central America and onto the U.S.” Colombia has captured one of the world’s most wanted drug lords. (But will the flow of drugs slow one iota because of that arrest? Nah. But we’ll get a new Netflix series out of it…)

+ Otoniel once put a hit out on a dog because she sniffed out drugs at a Columbian port.