What to Drink: There are so many flavored sparkling water choices today. So why not skip the paradox of choice and just drink the best one? This is it.

+ What to Support: Along with several friends, I am a major backer of a remarkably cool program being run by children’s book author/ illustrator, husband/wife duo Matthew Swanson and Robbi Behr, and their kickass kids (even Jasper). Their family will spend the 2022-2023 school year living and traveling in a tiny home school bus, visiting Title 1 elementary schools in all 50 states, giving presentations about creativity and collaboration, and handing out 25,000 free books to students and teachers who otherwise wouldn’t have access to them. It’s going to be the greatest thing and we’ll be following along with their adventures on NextDraft. Please join me and come along for this great ride by giving a few bucks to buy some books and keep the wheels on the bus going round and round. Trust me. You want to be part of this.

+ What to Book: Now, of course, I hope that Matthew and Robbi (and even Jasper) plan to give every little child in America their very own copy of my mesmerizing, hilarious, and insightful book. But until that mass order comes in, we need to move some orders. Get your damn copy of Please Scream Inside Your Heart: Breaking News and Nervous Breakdowns in the Year That Wouldn’t End at Amazon , IndieBound, or Green Apple (signed copies). Don’t do it for me. Do it for the kids.