“She then turned to her son, whose father is the Barcelona footballer Gerard Piqué, and said: ‘Milan tell the truth. Say how your mummy stood up to the wild boar.'” Shakira was attacked by a pair of wild boars. “She shared her bizarre tale in a series of Instagram stories on Wednesday.” (Clips don’t lie.)

+ Mick Jagger went to a dive bar in Charlotte and literally everybody missed him. I can understand someone not catching on when he yelled, “Gimme Shelter,” before repeatedly asking, “Can’t you hear me knocking?” and then insisting he was just “Waiting on a Friend.” But it was a dead giveaway when he started painting the bar’s red door black.

+ Record catch Catfish eaten before being verified.

+ Missing man joins search party looking for himself.