“The 16-year-old driver appeared to have been trying to ‘roll coal’ on a group of eight cyclists training for the Ironman Triathlon, according to fellow cyclist Chase Ferrell. Ferrell was a few paces behind the group when the driver blew thick, black smoke on him as he pedaled along Old Highway 290 on Saturday morning. Moments later, the driver caught up to the larger group up ahead and tried doing the same thing.” A teen who ran over 6 cyclists outside Houston walks free. (Texas has some really weird laws. You’re not allowed to control your own body, but you are allowed to run people over.)