“Police photos showed at least three buckets of chicken, about 10 cups of coleslaw, a large package of fries, and four large bags containing other KFC items.” Men caught smuggling KFC into lockdown-hit Auckland. (OK, that’s aukward…)

+ At 107, These Japanese Sisters Are The World’s Oldest Identical Twins.

+ A headline that may very well put the nail in The Onion’s coffin: Jeff Bezos pledges $1 billion to protect 30 percent of the Earth’s land and sea. Ah, what the hell? I’ll also do 30.