Yes, Saturday was a very busy day in college football. But this is the internet. So it shouldn’t surprise you that a cat stole the show.

+ “Just like some parents, the researchers used a sweet treat to coax the cows to push through a gate and urinate in a special pen. And it took only 15 days to train the young calves.” Scientists potty train cows. (A lesser man might be tempted to make a bowel-moovement joke here, or come up with a pun like Calf-strain, but not me.)

Norman Lear said: “I can’t recall a more engaging read.” Harry Shearer said, “Like his daily newsletter, the book is breezy, funny, outraged, and filled with wordplay.” My mom said, “Wait, they read your newsletter for free every day but then refuse to pre-order your book? You should have gotten into real estate.” Let’s go!
IndieBound | Amazon | | Green Apple (signed copies).