This is borderline Feel Good Friday, but it’s a rough news day. New Japanese business cards beat pandemic masking with beaming smiles.

+ An 80-pound cougar was removed from a New York City apartment where she was being kept illegally as a pet.

+ Georgia woman charged with masturbating on public beach. “While she was being booked, Revels-Glick … told officers ‘she was sorry for what she did’ and was under the impression nobody had witnessed her getting into it ‘because it only took her 20 seconds to orgasm.'” (Same.)

+ Please Scream Inside Your Heart: The Best Book Landing Page of All Time.