“A judge has ordered a western Michigan couple to pay $30,441 to their son for getting rid of his pornography collection … After moving to Indiana, David Werking learned that his possessions were missing. “Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff,’ his dad said in an email.” David! David! Have you ever heard of the Internet, David? (If my parents accessed my porn collection, I’d pay them 30 grand to never mention it again.)