A new study reveals eating a hot dog shortens your life by 36 minutes, while a peanut butter and jelly sandwich adds 33 minutes to your life. (I don’t buy this study. But if I live to be a thousand, I’ll eat those words … along with another peanut butter sandwich.)

+ The quirks and features of YouTube car reviews with Doug Demuro. (I don’t care that much about cars. But I love this guy’s videos.)

+ In Europe, McDonald’s runs out of milkshakes amid ‘supply chain issues.’ (supply chain issues is probably just a cover for the Hamburglar.)

+ This edition was damn good. My book is better. Order Please Scream Inside Your Heart.