This is a Trip Advisor review for the ages: “I would’ve highly recommended this hotel.. however and this is a HUGE however, the only deterring factor for my not recommending to others is the fact that my group of friends RESCUED a young girl from a 12 ft+ CROCODILE.” And it wasn’t a joke. Bay Area teen dragged into ocean by crocodile while vacationing in Mexico. Next time someone invites me on a beach vacation, I’m responding, “See you later, alligator.”

+ US government sells ‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shkreli’s one-off Wu-Tang Clan album.