“Victim, 65, felt a nip in the genital area shortly after sitting on the lavatory at his home in Graz.” That seems like a net negative. Austrian man bitten by python during visit to the toilet.

+ At long last, the Ever Given will be freed. “The two sides said the Ever Given would be allowed on Wednesday to leave the Great Bitter Lake, the canal’s midway point, where it has been impounded.”

+ Five Photographers Captured Their 4th Of July Experience.

+ Jessica Springsteen named to U.S. Olympic equestrian team. (Bruce is now known as Jessica Springsteen’s dad.)

+ Did I mention I’m on Instagram, now? Give a follow. I’m pretty fly for an old guy.