“Sports fans don’t watch games for mere entertainment. They watch partly because it allows them to experience the inconceivable. Surprise is key too. You never quite know what will happen next. The first toe was mailed to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats’ head office in 2006. It arrived in a plain envelope with no return address.” The Team, the Fan, and the Severed Toes.

+ Experience: I swallowed one of my AirPods. (One of my beagles suggested this story.)