Tokyo Olympics athletes warned not to use 160,000 free condoms: “Safe sex – or anything approaching intimacy for that matter – will be forbidden for athletes competing in Tokyo. The International Olympic Committee this week repeated demands that residents of the Olympic village must observe social distancing guidelines to prevent an outbreak of Covid-19, threatening rule-breakers with a range of penalties, including fines, disqualification or even deportation.” (Is there a better line than, “I’d risk disqualification and deportation for you…”)