And don’t laugh at this either, because it has an impact on health and democracy. “They can put a key on their forehead, it sticks. They can put spoons and forks all over them and they can stick, because now we think there’s a metal piece to that. There’s been people who have long suspected that there was some sort of an interface, yet to be defined interface, between what’s being injected in these shots and all of the 5G towers.” That’s a doctor making remarks at a hearing on vaccine bill in Ohio.

+ Starbucks stores across the US are experiencing shortages on some items due to supply problems. (I just added a gallon of Caramel Syrup to my go bag.)

+ A microscopic animal has been revived after slumbering in the Arctic permafrost for 24,000 years. (And it was like, come on, just let me sleep for five more minutes.)