“If you’re the kind of person who thinks they’d do anything for their dog, you’ll probably relate to this wild viral video of a teenager shoving a large bear to protect her dogs.” (Next time Goldilocks complains that the porridge is too cold, the bears best heat it up.)

+ A boat burst into flames after its passengers allegedly harassed a group flying LGBTQ Pride flags. Yacht-zee!

+ Danish radio journalist interviewed man while having sex with him at swingers club.

+ Former President Donald Trump’s blog has been permanently shut down. (In the blogging world, we call this a failure to keep it up.)