“CBS Jacksonville affiliate WJAX reports 80 students — all female — at Bartram Trail High School in St. Johns had their yearbook photos altered without their permission. Exposed shoulders and low necklines were covered up.” Florida high school altered girls’ yearbook photos it deemed immodest. (Now the yearbook is front covered but ass backwards.)

+ “Billions of Brood X cicadas are emerging after being underground for 17 years. As many in the eastern U.S. anxiously await their arrival, others are preparing their plates for what they say is a delicacy.” (You wait seventeen years to appear and a human eats you. Earth is a tough town.)

+ Ethan Allen stock is soaring as traders confuse its ticker with the identical one for ether.