“The children offered a mixed response to virtual learning, but one young lady explained that she liked it because you could eat during class when the teacher was distracted. This drew a chuckle from the president and first lady, and they laughed again when another young woman said that Zoom lessons often allowed children to ‘take a little nap.'” The Bidens got some real talk about Zoom class from students. (Politics has gone from being all lies to being a little too honest.)

+ WaPo: Domino’s is bringing back the Noid, a mascot that once drove a man to take hostages.

+ “We’re getting people stopping into my business just to say thank you for making them smile.” Welcome to the Canadian sign war.