“Citizen Kane has long been the top-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes with a 100% rating on the Tomatometer. But as of Tuesday, it’s slipped from 100% to 99% – all thanks to a negative review from 80 years ago.” Paddington 2 Replaces Citizen Kane as Top-Rated Film on Rotten Tomatoes. (People love marmalade.)

+ Grenade-shaped sex toy sparks police alert in Germany. It was a dead giveaway when people lined up for their chance to jump on it. (I guess close only counts in horseshoes now…)

+ Tony Blair has a mullet now, and it’s disturbing Britain.