“I’ve said this analogy a few time before, but someone told me, ‘There ain’t nothing in the middle but dead armadillos and yellow lines.’ I said, ‘Well, I’m walking right down the yellow lines, right in the middle of the highway right now. And the armadillos are free having a great time, because right now, both sides are so far to the right or the left, there aren’t even tires on the pavement.’ So I think, going in, to think Democrat or Republican or one of the other, is small thinking now and even becoming unconstitutional because you’re supposed to serve the American people or the people of your state.” Matthew McConaughey tells the Longview News-Journal where he stands on political office. (Oh shit, I totally thought he was trying to sell me a Lincoln?)

+ If you find yourself confronted by a bear while jogging, just yell, “I’m not your food.” (I’ve had to yell the same thing a few times at the Sizzler Salad Bar.)