“Hope Trautwein of the University of North Texas made history on Sunday by pitching a game more than perfect. Through all seven innings, she struck out every single one of the 21 batters she faced from the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff.”

+ Steve Urkel actor Jaleel White launches Purple Urkle cannabis brand. (I like a story that ends on a high note.)

+ Man evicted home renters for growing cannabis and then set up his own grow operation there.

+ “A man fleeing the California Highway Patrol totaled his girlfriend’s Maserati SUV after he careened up an embankment and slammed into the underside of an overpass.” The guy lived. At least until his girlfriend sees this photo.