“Pepper-spray balls, SWAT teams and a military-style vehicle rolling down Ocean Drive.” Yes, you guessed it. Spring Break in Miami Beach is on, and it’s going full Florida Man. Party’s over: Miami Beach closing causeways, imposing spring break South Beach curfew.

+ The Guardian: Toilet-invading iguanas among invasive species now banned in Florida. (No raging Covid parties? No toilet lizards nipping at your private parts? Come on Miami, what kind of Spring Break is this?)