“Boxing was pretty much a dying sport. UFC was kicking our butts, and now we got these YouTubers boxing with 25 million views. Boxing’s coming back, thanks to these YouTube boxers.” Jon Wertheim in SI: Meet the next wave of boxing royalty. What these social media stars lack in experience and skill they make up for in rabid fan bases eager to dish out money to see their heroes fight. (I’m pretty sure they’re tuning in to see these idiots get their asses kicked.)

+ Lady Gaga offers $500,000 reward after thief stole 2 bulldogs and shot her dog walker.

+ Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral.

+ And if you missed it yesterday, I song-lyric’d the hell out a story about the Boss. Born to Run From the Law?