“The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office has taken possession of former President Donald Trump’s tax returns … The documents were turned over Monday by the former president’s accountants at Mazars USA. The Trump tax documents run into the millions of pages.” (Don’t worry about the length. The paralegals and accountants will go over the documents, the lawyers will narrow them to the important parts, the media will condense everything into one article, and I’ll share it all in one short blurb with a catchy pun headline.)