“My hair has been like this for about a month now. It’s not my choice, no, it’s not my choice.” The forever ponytail: woman shares ordeal after using Gorilla Glue on her hair. (This will end up being all the rage among dudes with male pattern baldness. I wish I had gorilla glued my hair about a decade ago…)

+ A koala has been rescued after causing a five-car pileup while trying to cross a six-lane freeway in southern Australia. (Even this Koala is less guilty than Trump.)

+ Is This Beverly Hills Cop Playing Sublime’s ‘Santeria’ to Avoid Being Livestreamed?.

+ “Sometimes we’re in such a hurry to get to a destination that we forget to take in our surroundings. But that’s not the case when passengers step onto the platform of the Seiryu Miharashi train station in Japan. In fact, they have no choice but to take in the view.” This Unusual Japanese Train Station Has No Entrance or Exit. (That’s how I felt about 2020.)