“A judge on Wednesday ordered corrections authorities to provide organic food to an Arizona man accused of participating in the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol while sporting face paint, no shirt and a furry hat with horns.” (Maybe pesticides give him fur balls.)

+ “A mask-less customer was turned away at Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles in Pasadena tonight. So he came back with a gun, held up kitchen staff, and robbed fried chicken, waffles and syrup.”