Kevin McCarthy manifested the nearterm destiny of his party as, shortly after blaming Trump for his role inciting the insurrection, he found himself on the way to Mar a Lago to kiss the ring. Turn out the lights, the party’s over.

+ House Republicans who voted to impeach Trump face backlash at home.

+ Is she an outlier or the new direction of the party? Here’s every disturbing conspiracy Marjorie Taylor Greene believes in, including the notion that the California wildfires may have been caused by Jewish Lasers. (When you get hit by a Jewish laser, it’s a dry heat.) I don’t know about other Jews, but I haven’t even taken my laser out of the attic since Hanukkah.