There was no talk of Hydroxychloroquine. No one was personally attacked. No rolls of paper towels were thrown. No one lied. The were no questions or answers related to the size of the inaugural crowd. No news was made. The backdrop was not Four Seasons Total Landscaping. No one leaked black sludge from their temples. And it was, well, boring. The First White House Press Briefing Of The Biden Presidency Was Extremely Mild.