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“Most people turn to OnlyFans for the money or exhibitionistic thrill — but these guys wanna use it as motivation to get yolked.” The Guys Making P*rn as Exercise Motivation. (At my age, just watching p*rn is aerobic.)

+ My cat always wants to come on walks with my beagles. So we solved the problem.

+ Here are YouTube’s top earners in 2020. (Warning: The top earner is 9.)

+ Mom Goes Viral After Keeping Trump Presidency Hidden From Her Son for Past Four Years. (I should have tried that with NextDraft. I’d have 80 million subscribers.)