“Drawn to the irresistible stink of the droppings — the fresher the better — the bears would first take a careful whiff, then initiate a gentle rubbing with a cheek. They would next immerse themselves in an unbridled full-body tussle in the dung, before meticulously slathering themselves with their paws to ensure all their exposed bits were covered.” Why Are Pandas Covering Themselves With Horse Manure? (Layperson’s guess: Because it’s f**king 2020.)