Metal Detected
“From a helicopter, officers from the Utah Department of Public Safety spotted a large metal monolith — a single block of metal — last week. It was sitting in Utah’s Red Rock Country in the southeast. Officials have no idea how or when it got there — or who might have placed it. ‘That’s been about the strangest thing that I’ve come across out there in all my years of flying,’ helicopter pilot Bret Hutchings told KSL TV.” Large Metal Monolith Mysteriously Appears In Remote Region Of Utah’s Red Rock Country.
+ People have already located the general whereabouts of the object using Google Earth. It will be about a week before some naked dudes on shrooms need to be rescued.