Trump Finds The Leaker

Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d write: Rudy was more impressive at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. Listen, I cover news, not comic-tragedy. So I won’t go into too many details about the latest election stealing-focused press conference put on by Rudy and his cast of democracy-hating liars. There was a lot about voting machines, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela, communists, and others, all in on a plot to make Trump lose in states where other Republicans managed to win. Meanwhile, some brown liquid was oozing out of Rudy’s temples the entire time.

+ It would all be pretty funny if millions of Americans weren’t nuts enough to believe it, and if it weren’t part of a broader plot to steal the election. You might remember several weeks ago, wait, I mean yesterday, when some members of the Michigan Wayne County Board of Canvassers were going to vote against certifying the fair vote and then decided to certify it because it was fair. Well, today, two members want to try to reverse their own certification. What happened in between? A call from Donald Trump. To anyone who has ever emailed me to suggest I’m too biased or too hard on Trump, I win. (Unless the emailer was Vladimir Putin, in which case, we both win.)

+ The Trump campaign and other Republican groups have mounted 21 legal challenges since Election Day. They’ve won zero.

+ Trump team looks to box in Biden on foreign policy by lighting too many fires to put out. (Do not get any of those fires near Rudy Giuliani’s head or this whole place is gonna go up in flames.)