Blitz for Brains

If you’ve always wanted to be a US Senator, but you’ve worried about not knowing the basics of government and history, stop worrying. Alabama’s Senator-elect Tommy Tuberville is doing just fine, and he doesn’t know the three branches of government and thinks we fought WWII to defeat socialism.

+ And incoming House member (and QAnon aficionado) Marjorie Taylor Greene is off to a predictable start: “Our first session of New Member Orientation covered COVID in Congress. Masks, masks, masks…. I proudly told my freshman class that masks are oppressive. In GA, we work out, shop, go to restaurants, go to work, and school without masks. My body, my choice.”