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“What are the odds, you know? Donald Trump starts out playing around with Stormy Daniels, and next thing you know, one of his final hurrahs is going to be down the street from an adult bookstore that’s been there for 40 years. You can’t write this stuff. Basically, I was pretty much in awe of the funniness of the whole situation.” An interview with the owner of Fantasy Island adult bookstore and sex shop next to Four Seasons landscaping in Philadelphia.

+ Hope for hackers everywhere as Jon Rahm hits a hole in one, by way of the water, during a practice round at the Masters. (Even Jesus was like, “Wow, I didn’t know that was possible…”)

+ SNL Had 85 Minutes to Re-Create Kamala Harris’s White Pantsuit For Maya Rudolph — Here’s How They Did It.

+ The Scranton Comes Alive T-Shirt is selling like crazy. Get yours and spread the word (especially to folks in Pennsylvania!)

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