“A metro train in Spijkenisse, near the city of Rotterdam, crashed through a barrier at the end of the tracks shortly before midnight on Sunday. But rather than plummeting 32ft into the water below, the train was left suspended dramatically in the air. It ended up being delicately balanced on the large sculpture of a whale’s tail at the De Akkers metro station.” Hope floats. (I’m pretty sure this is the first time that 2020 has been foiled.)

+ “If I were president, I would lower prices on expensive things like mansions, pools, emergency rooms, and medicine.” Need some more hopeful signs? The kids at 826 Valencia are sharing Why Young People Want You To Vote.