“It took store manager Jackson McLean a moment to realise what the issue was with the posting, he said. Then he figured out that “something about the round shapes” could be suggestive of breasts or buttocks.” Why some onions were too sexy for Facebook. (Pro tip: Just pair the suggestive onions with some false political advertising and they’ll be approved in no time.)

+ “Two former detention officers and their supervisor were charged Monday after an investigation found inmates at the Oklahoma County jail were forced to listen to the popular children’s song, Baby Shark, on a loop at loud volumes for extended periods of time.” (At least they didn’t play the first debate on loop…)

+ Australian pro surfer Matt Wilkinson’s narrow escape from shark caught on camera. Matt’s lucky he doesn’t taste good.