“An Austin Public Library employee is accused of fraudulently buying and stealing at least $1.3 million in printer toner, and storing it in the garage of his home.” (There ain’t a jury in the world who would convict him…)

+ Stat of the day: In a few days, more people in Trump’s orbit tested positive for coronavirus than in all of Taiwan.

+ 35 Lesser-Known Inventions of Famous Inventors.

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