Two Crows Walk Into a Bar

STAT: Brainiacs, not birdbrains: Crows possess higher intelligence long thought a primarily human attribute. “Research unveiled on Thursday in Science finds that crows know what they know and can ponder the content of their own minds, a manifestation of higher intelligence and analytical thought long believed the sole province of humans and a few other higher mammals.” (If animals know this, then they know what assholes humans are…)