“The Big Ten will kick off its football season the weekend of Oct. 24 after the league’s presidents and chancellors unanimously voted to resume competition, citing daily testing capabilities and a stronger confidence in the latest medical information.” A league at the center of a medical, ethical, and political debate reverses course and is set to kick off next month. Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh: “Stay positive. Test negative. Let’s play football.” (Michigan fans were like, test negative, test positive, whatever, just beat Ohio State.) In the past week, my San Francisco Giants have had games postponed, first because of Covid 19, and then because of too much smoke to play a game at Seattle. All we need now are locusts and we hit the 2020 trifecta.