“This is crazy. We haven’t even got into the October and November fire season and we’ve broken the all-time record.” A Record 2 Million Acres of California Have Burned This Year With Heat Conditions Predicted to Continue. The previous record was set two years ago. Climate change is the most realistic hoax ever.

+ AP: California fires bring more chopper rescues, power shutoffs.

+ Enormous California wildfire was started by firework at gender reveal party. (Not only do they know it’s a girl, they know the girl is Drew Barrymore.)