“As he tried to make his way back, the water got choppier and he paddled harder before he tipped over and lost his paddle … For several exhausting minutes he kept trying to right the kayak.’That’s when I said, ‘Alright, I think I might die today. I think this might be it’… ‘I prayed to my lord and savior Jesus Christ for help.'” Albany man rescued from Lake George by priests on a floating tiki bar. (If this had taken place in California, the kayaker would have accused the priests of cultural appropriation and opted to drown.)

+ In Tel Aviv, a drone was filmed dropping suspected cannabis over city. Mazel Toke!