“The announcement came on Good Morning America this morning, showing Carole (surprise surprise) dancing in a flower crown with a stuffed animal tiger.” Dancing With The Stars Casts Carole Baskin Because Yep, That Sounds About Right For 2020. (Where can one get a jetpack?)

+ Man Takes A Hilariously Bold Stand Against Boneless Chicken Wings During City Council Meeting.

+ A headline I didn’t see coming: The Secret, High-Risk World of Ultra-Orthodox Jewish P*rn.