“David Pecker has been put out to pasture, and AMI, the parent company of The National Enquirer, will soon cease to exist and merge with a company that markets face masks, hand sanitizer, gloves, disinfectant wipes, and vitamin supplements.” And with Pecker out, this is the perfect time to revisit what was perhaps the greatest NextDraft blurb of a generation. DICKPIC, LIGHTNING.

+ A teddy bear took a foul ball right off the head.

+ Massive Times Square Krispy Kreme flagship with ‘glazed waterfall‘ gets opening date after coronavirus delay. (This is a truly American return to normalcy…)