“57 percent of those studied said COVID-19 and wearing a mask has made them much more aware of their own bad breath.” A small silver lining: People are brushing their teeth way more after smelling their breath with a mask on. (I find it hard to relate to people doing more hygiene during the pandemic…)

+ “How can you wear a mask when you’re stuffing your face? You can’t.” And what’s the point of going to a movie theater if you can’t get popcorn and red vines? There isn’t one.