“Benjamin Careathers, a man from America, believed that the slogan is dishonest and therefore sued the company on the accusation of false advertising!” The Man Who Sued Red Bull for Not Growing Wings. (I’m not judging. I brought similar lawsuits after I ate just one Lay’s potato chip, my cat never asked for Meow Mix by name, and when, after several hours, M&Ms melted in my hand.)

+ Two companies learn the Maori word for pubic hair the hard way. (I couldn’t decide whether to put this story in the bottom of the news or with the shaving story.)