Trump thought having every smart, decent adult hating him was tough? Banning Tik Tok, which he threatened to do this weekend, will unleash an army of 11 year-olds the likes of which this country has never seen. It’s unclear whether the president could actually pull off a ban. The threat probably has more to do with promoting a deal that would put the massively popular social network in the hands of an American buyer (Microsoft is rumored to be closest to a deal). Either that, or maybe Trump is just mad at Sarah Cooper, who found the perfect way to parody Trump (by simply repeating his own words). Whatever is driving the POTUS, we better ban Tik Tok quickly. We wouldn’t want to allow any social platforms that spread misinformation.

+ Reuters: TikTok’s Chinese owner offers to forego stake to clinch U.S. deal.

+ The TikTok-Trump drama explained.