“Imagine this: An airline loses your checked bag. After an extensive search, customer support comes up empty-handed. They compensate you and life goes on.” For you. And for your stuff. Meet the company that sells your lost airplane luggage.

+ Cops raid Melbourne party during lockdown after guests put in a 20-meal order with KFC at 1:30AM. (Something similar happened to me, but once the cops smelled the Sativa, they realized I was dining alone.)