I think I have it. Have what? It. I’ve got extreme fatigue, migraines, chills, aches, nausea and a fever of 102. Are we talking about coronavirus? We are. I’m worried. I’m 50. People my age are dying. That does sound concerning. Let’s get you tested. OK, I’m ready. You mean now? Of course. Oh, you can’t do one now. Why not? How’s late next week look for you? Late next week? I’m sick today. We have three appointments in mid July. Wait. Those were just taken. How’s your end-of-month? The most excellent Dave Eggers with another spot-on look at America’s exceptional way of handling the virus. Testing, Testing … You want a coronavirus test? How about next month? (After reading this, I’d sure hate to be in Eggers’ quarantine bubble…)

+ With a dad who writes a newsletter that features free ads for non-profits, it’s not a big surprise that my son is looking to make some money this summer. He’s been making professional-grade overlays for video game streamers. So if you or your kid fits that description, give my son a try. These prices won’t last! (Please spread the word. A few gigs for my son could validate my existence in my house…)