“A man caught on video swimming in the indoor aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Bossier City earlier this week has been identified and arrested by police.” (If you teach a man to fish … these kinds of things wouldn’t happen…)

+ Woman sues for paternity test on goats. (Relax, it’s not what you think…)

+ Trump Mistakes Cowboy Sculpture In His Office As Teddy Roosevelt In Interview About Knowing The History Of Statues.