“More than 30% of civilian pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses and are not qualified to fly, the country’s aviation minister revealed Wednesday. Addressing Pakistan’s National Assembly, Ghulam Sarwar Khan said 262 pilots in the country ‘did not take the exam themselves’ and had paid someone else to sit it on their behalf.'”

+ Devin Nunes can’t sue Twitter over statements by fake cow, judge rules. (This leaves suing the real cow as his only recourse…)

+ Starbucks employee receives more than $16K in tips after refusing to serve a customer who wasn’t wearing a mask.