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Folks, I’m loathe to ruin today’s tsunami of positive news, but I’ve got to break the streak. Kylie Jenner is … damn … well … I hate to lay this on you … maybe not really a billionaire. “Earlier this year, Kylie Jenner sold half of her cosmetics company in one of the greatest celebrity cash-outs of all time. But the deal’s fine print reveals that she has been inflating the size and success of her business. For years.” (She should run for president…)